"Mister Richard Smoker" lyrics

Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat

Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow
Smoke

You eat dark meat

Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns, whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke big dick

Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street, you eat dark meat

Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow, smoke
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow, yeah
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow, smoke
Doodley baboo, doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow