"Drunk Sluts (Home Demo)" lyrics

Don't understand the gals I meet much lately
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub
All I really wanted was a beer

Drunk sluts
They're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor
So they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be
No gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to see
Drunk sluts

They say the girls comin' up these days are looser
One date with them, they'll let you spend the night
I click on the Internet, watch a million different porno clips
So far, I ain't seen the same girl twice

Drunk sluts
They're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor
So they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be
No gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to see...
Drunk sluts

Girls now want the DJ, not the singer
Some douchebag scratchin' dressed up like a moose
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch

Drunk sluts
They're drivin' me nuts
Can't hold their liquor
So they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
When I was younger, used to be
No gal would ever cheat on me
Now I only seem to see
Doesn't give a shit to me
Now I only seem to see
Drunk sluts