"If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? (Home Demo)" lyrics

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick till my balls run dry
Women I never met whippin' their tits out, so why am I cryin'?
Girls finger their pussies when they hear I'm around
Well, if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

See a girl at the show, and I throw her a pick
And before we shake hands, she starts suckin' my dick
Some other gal helps her while I stare at the ground
Now if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

Eatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw till my dick gets sore
One girl is leavin', there's two more outside who just walk through the door
Now I've learned to eat pussy while I'm wearin' a frown
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?

So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?