"Captain Feathersword's Christmas Dance" lyrics

When Captain Feathersword does his dance
We love to dance with him too
You can dance a pirate dance to a Christmas tune

I can do a reindeer dance
(He can do a reindeer dance)
Dancing in Christmas pants

Captain Feathersword loves to sing a Christmas carol or three
(Deck the halls with boughs of hollies, me hearties)
He's full of Christmas glee

I can do a reindeer dance
(He can do a reindeer dance)
Dancing in Christmas pants

Ho-ho, doing a reindeer dance is easy, me hearties
You just put your hands on your heads, and wave 'em around like antlers
Oh, it's so much fun, I love doin' reindeer dances

Captain Feathersword spreads good cheer from his pirate ship
He wishes us a merry Christmas, oh, merry Christmas
(Ho-ho, merry Christmas me hearties)
Oh, thank you, me hearties, oh

I can do a reindeer dance
(He can do a reindeer dance)
Dancing in Christmas pants

I can do a reindeer dance
(He can do a reindeer dance)
Dancing in Christmas pants

Oh, this is the best reindeer dance I've ever done