"Introduction To Captain Feathersword's Christmas Dance" lyrics

[Greg:] Hi, Captain Feathersword. Uh, what are those pants you're wearing?

[Captain Feathersword:] Ooh, these are my Christmas pants, Greg

[Greg:] Christmas pants?

[Captain Feathersword:] Well, that's right, Greg. I like to wear Christmas pants when I do Christmas dances

[Greg:] Christmas dances?

[Captain Feathersword:] That's right, Greg. Christmas pants is for Christmas dances

[Greg:] Christmas pants is for Christmas dances? C-Captain, I'm terribly confused

[Captain Feathersword:] Ho ho! Don't worry about it, Greg, it'll all be explained in a song

[Greg:] Ooh, I hope so