"Introduction To Old Man Emu" lyrics

Ahoy there, Steve
That emu can sure run fast

Ah, you're right, Captain
They're very fast birds on the ground
I don't think you would see one flying by your pirate ship, Captain

Oh! Why's that, Steve?

Well, mate, that's because even though they have wings, they can't fly

Ho-ho, really?

Nope, I don't think you really see one swimming in the ocean

What?!? No swimming in the ocean?!?

Well, mate, they aren't known for swimming
The emu is a great runner
Crikey! He can run
Captain, here's a song about Old Man Emu