"Introduction To Swim With Me" lyrics

Look, everyone, it's Captain Feathersword and he's not looking so happy
Ahoy there, Captain

Ahoy there, Anthony

What's wrong, Captain?

Well, I'm a little bit sad, Anthony, because I don't have a dorsal fin

What is a dorsal fin, Captain?

Well, a dorsal fin is a great big fan on the back of a dolphin

And what does it do?

It helps the dolphin to swim along really fast

Swim fast?

Oh yes, swim fast

Oh, Captain

Oh, what's wrong, Anthony?

I'm sad

Why are you sad?

Because I don't have a dorsal fin, either

Oh