"Portaloo Yoo-Hoo!" lyrics

On the camping site
We thought we'd need just to dig a hole
Late one night
Or will we have to hold on forevermore?

We are the camping queens
What does this all mean?

Portaloo yoo-hoo!
Better for ones and they are for twos
Portaloo yoo-hoo!
Portaloo, we'll sit on...

Portaloo yoo-hoo!
Better for ones and they are for twos
Portaloo yoo-hoo!
Portaloo, we'll sit on you!