"It Never Works" lyrics

We're no good for each other
We're both jerks
When we try to choose another
It never works

I'm a famous player, she's a feminist
She hates me more than a white supremacist
Yet still, she won't leave my premesis
Laying naked in my arms, giving me a kiss
I hate her sassy mouth, I hate her quick temper
But I still give her dick and I still pimp her
She wanna look and act like she in control
She can, but hand Afroman your bankroll
Cause I'm a pimp, and she my ho
We fight so much I bought the house next do'
We can't live with em, can't live without em
You trust em cause you love them, but you still doubt em
New girlfriends, so much drama
Make you go back home to yo' baby mama
Attitude shitty, but girl you so pretty
With yo big fat ass and yo fat titties

We're no good for each other
We're both jerks
When we try to choose another
It never works

She don't mean no harm, God bless her soul
Group up in a family mom in control
Maybe that's why she think it's going to be
Like that, with her and me
Showing off for her friends, talking head
But in the end she did what the fuck I said
All day she's fussin and cussin and screamin
Late at night, cuddle up with her pussy creamin
Head on my chest, suckin on my dick
We fuss and fight but shit, I'm still with this chick
I must say, It's better than the beginnin
Face down, doggy style got her head spinnin
Make her cook my food, make her rub my feet
Make her dress sexy, make her talk sweet
Make her stop the hatership
Cause this is not a democracy, this a dictatorship

We're no good for each other
We're both jerks
When we try to choose another
It never works