"Sign My Titties" lyrics

Mmmmmm (ohhhhhh)
Dedicated to all the pretty women around the world (Ohh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That want Afroman to sign them titties
A pretty signature need to go with a pretty titty
I got a beautiful signature for your beautiful titty, baby (Wait a minute)

I'm standing there looking at them titties
Thinking 'damn' to myself (Damn!)
She only want me to sign 'em (hey, uh!)
She don't want nobody else
She brought my weed 'n brew (Brew?)
Had a T-shirt, too
Then she popped out her titties
And said "Afro, we ain't through"

Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhh!
She said "Will you sign my titties, baby?"
Ohhh, ohhh, ohhhh, ohhh
Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhhh, I don't mind
She said "Will you sign my titties, baby?"
Ohhh, ohhh, ohhhh, ohhh

I looked at titty magazines daily (daily)
In the night, did the same
I didn't know that I can sign them
Until I got a little game (uh)
Now I pop my collars
Hop my Impalas
Women throw me dollars
And they holler and say

Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhhh! Ohh whoaaa
Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhh, ohhh, ohhhh, ohhh
Will you sign my titties, baby?
What they say, what they say, what they say now
They say "Will you sign my titties, baby?"
I don't mind, I don't mind

People told me I was black and ugly
So why do pretty women bug me and hug me?
Search me, find me, wine me, dine me
Pull out their titties and ask "Will you sign me?"
I say 'Yes, ma'am', she don't give a damn (Damn)
Go ahead and post it on Instagram (Instagram)
My signature has my little face, look look
Double-click and zoom in on Facebook
Big (big), medium (medium), even little titters
I play with they nipples
I call it Twitters
Tap that ass, tap the cat
Snap me a picture for Snapchat
I got more women on my big cock
Than PornHub (PornHub) or TikTok (TikTok)
Fuck the Internet, this is real life (life)
But on the Internet, you might find your wife asking

Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhh, yeah, yeah!
Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhhhh!
Will you sign my titties, baby?
Ohhhhh, hooo, howww!
Will you sign my titties, baby?

Sometimes I take them titties home
And I hold them and lick them and I say
La la la la, la la, la, la la la
Then I bend over and stick my dick in them and I say
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha

Will you sign my titties, baby?
I wanna sign your titties, baby
Will you sign my titties, baby?
I said I wanna sign your titties, baby
Will you sign my titties, baby?
I wanna sign your titties, baby
Will you sign my titties, baby?
All I wanna do is sign your fucking titties, baby

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I just wanna sign your motherfucking titties