"The Police Raid" lyrics

[Excerpts of Newscasts:]
-bit more than a week ago, we told you about law enforcement raiding the home of 90s rapper Afroman
-90s rapper, Afroman-
-Afroman's-
His real name is Joseph Foreman
Afroman is the artist behind the hit song, "Because I Got High," and "Colt 45."
We're live here at the Adams County Sheriff's office because they used this search warrant-
-on August 21st. The warrant says the search was needed because there was probability of drugs on the property, trafficking-
-but it also mentions kidnapping
Police bust through the kitchen door, wearing tactical gear and holding rifles; sifting through Afroman's house, going room to room

[*police sirens*]

[Afroman:]
Alright guys, we're here. We're gonna do this the Adams County Sheriff way
We're gonna get all the drugs and all the kidnapping victims outta here, and we're gonna be heroes, even with no evidence and no real reason to believe that it's really happening
(Yeah!)
Alright, guys. You ready? (Laughter.) (Yes! Yes!)
Alright. (Let's go.)
Go ahead. C'mon
Shh. I think someone's in there. (Shh.)
Is that him? (I don't-I don't see anyone, boss.)
(That's not him, boss.)
He's not here. (I don't see his car.)
He must be on tour, signing titties and whatnot. I don't know who he thinks he is, but we're gonna get him today
(Weirdo!) (Yeah, boss!)
One, two, three!
Got him! Got him!
Wait a minute
What?
Where's the drugs? (I don't know, boss.)
I don't see any kidnapping victims in here
We got something! What is that? (What is that? What is that?)
(That's it! That's it!)
Uh. Duh. Boss? I think it's lemon pound cake
Lemon pound cake?!