"ASS CHEEK ECHOLOCATION" lyrics

Walking on my way home from work
When I hear the sweetest sound
Clapping in a distant tunnel
Echoing off the concrete ground
Yearning for something sticky
As I slip my pants down
Creaming at the thought of that ass
Big, oily and round

Mindlessly remove my clothes
Compelled to cum closer
I need some ass
And I can hear it calling
Sprinting down the alley as my sweat starts dripping
All I need is booty cheeks in my mouth
Until I just cannot fucking breathe

I heard your siren song
Now, take my siren dong
I'm an ass addict
Sit on my face until I fucking die
Give it
Suffocate me
Eating some ass is my dying wish

Ground pound
Face down
Flatten my fucking head

Hear sirens calling
Clapping their asses for you and me

I bought a hearing aid just to hear your ass more clearly
Bitch
I'm coming
I listened to the call
Your crevice produces this audio charm
I'd stretch my balls and drag 'em on glass
Just for a chance to get a whiff of that loud ass ass
Put some shoving on your loving oven
For ass no price is too great
Like two oranges on sticks
Cheeks big as dinner plates

I'm the ass aficionado
Let me give a nod to all of the thick-ass men
I'm searching for y'all like Waldo

Ass cheeks are a way of life that you just can't take out of me
You can take the man out the ass but you can't take the ass out of the man
I don't have an ass problem
You're just jealous of this passion
Put your hands onto your knees
And let me hear your siren song