"CUM EATER" lyrics

Gather your gallons
I'm coming to town
This is a cum tax
You can hide, but you'll be found
I'll crack your cock like a crab leg and suck out
The velvety goodness as I guzzle your cum by the pound

Suck your balls so hard your veins start to bulge
Then I'll steal your blanket so I can chew off all the crust

I am the cum eater
A prophesied dick beater
So much jizz I could start my own bank
Where I'm the only customer
And it's all you can drink

If you threw my clothes at a wall
They'd shatter like glass from the crispy cream I got from your balls
Throughout history
I've been the answer to the mystery
"Where does your cum go, when you're done?"

Through the annals of time
I've been part of your mind
That makes you fuck your hands every day
It can not be ignored
For your cum I've implored
And it always ends the same way

I am the semen demon
Trudging through the wastelands looking for you
I am the one to which your cum returns
After it's wasted on earth

The final tale of humanity
Riding to take back their stolen seed
I sipped up every drop of cum I could find
But, man, couldn't leave it behind

Rivers of skeet
Are now flooding the streets
Citizens are stranded on boats desperate not to drown in it
Sorry about all the chaos
One of my jars fell off of its shelf spot

Your res-erection is here
So, get hard again for me

Cum collector
Scrotum inspector
All your little tadpoles now belong to me

Drinking cum 'til my eyes turn white is the only thing that matters