"BUSSY SMASHER" lyrics

Sucking on your leather cheerion
Got a Friday to ourselves
We can do what we want, bro
Your socks in my mouth
So, the moaning is muffled
Tonight we'll do the pelvic shuffle

Bussy lover
Penis shover
Call me whatever you like
Fucking 'til we're hungry
I'm 'a jack in your box

Pock the bed frame and fuck the door off its locks
Every bro needs a bussy
A place to stash the dick that's warm and squishy
Looking for that mushy
Diving in my bro's man pussy

After the game I'm 'a take it down
Spin around
Make it feel like you ran through the whole town
But it's just me the anal crasher
Your friendly neighborhood bussy smasher

We're gonna play jenga with our butt cheeks
Tight squeeze
Yes, please
That dude-ass is what I need
Your dad can join in, if he wants to
I don't mind anal pounding
Nipple sounding
Tip cramming
Hip slamming
Ugh

I'm gonna yank my dick like I'm tryna start a fucking lawn mower

I got my tools
I got my belt
Time to go to work and make your core melt
Gonna use my foreskin as a suction cup
So, I never have to be away from your butt
Sticky and creamy
All over the mattress and on your couch
I'm gonna cover that fuzzy like above your mouth
"Eurgh" is the sound it's gonna make
When I take my tip out your sweaty man cave
Swanton bomb off the roof onto my cock
I wanna put your butthole in a headlock

Filled up with the bussy smasher's gooey batter
If you gotta know in your bussy, on the couch, and the walls is where it splattered

I'm way too tired to clean this splooge
So just grab a napkin or two
OK. Three or maybe four, or you can use your hair
Or just use your ass and suck it all back in there

Sucking on your leather cheerion
Got a Friday to ourselves
We can do what we want, bro
Your socks in my mouth
So, the moaning is muffled
Tonight we'll do the pelvic shuffle

Inverted mango
Asshole tango
Call it whatever you like
Next week, when I come back over
Ride your ass like a Range Rover