"Four Jews In A Room Bitching" lyrics

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching, he's bitching
They're bitching, we're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the time

What do they do for love?
What do they do for love?

Four Jews in a room bitching, bitching, bitching
Four Jews in a room, stoop
They stoop to pray

I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half Jewish

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day

Slavery, slavery

We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
What we need's a miracle

And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our, we got our, we got our, we got out miracle

Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
We do not tippy toe
We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching, wee
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny

I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish

Slavery, slavery

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Four Jews in a room bitching

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
Four Jews in a room, four Jews in a room
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Slavery, slavery

Four Jews in a room bitching

Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then

Can't lose
Loose screws
Four
One, two, three, four
Five

Five Jews