"Marvin Hits Trina" lyrics

[MARVIN:]
Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this
Goodness, Trina, I am relieved
Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this
Thank you, Trina, I have received
Your new-sent wedding invitations!
They are

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
Pseudo-romantic and sick!

[MARVIN:]
You say you'll

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
Love him until you both die!

[MARVIN:]
You die on

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
May 27th at eight!

[WHIZZER:]
He has lost his mind
Marvin is not so uncouth
Marvin is not so unkind

[TRINA:]
Mendel plans to rub my back
Mendel's not a maniac
And he's sweet
And he's warm
And he loves me so

[MARVIN:]
Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?
Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes
Really, Trina, this is ridiculous
Jesus, Trina, how I despise
Your need for stupid conversation!
You are

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
Trying to ruin my sleep!

[MARVIN:]
I'm sure you

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
Chose him to make me look bad!

[MARVIN:]
How could you

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON:]
Ever deny what we had?

[TRINA & WHIZZER:]
We had fights and games
Marvin called us funny names
Marvin always played the clown

[MENDEL:]
Marvin acts like he's untrained
Marvin, I am so ashamed

[TRINA & WHIZZER:]
And he's sweet
And he's mean

[WHIZZER:]
Do I love him?
No

[MARVIN:]
I am so dumb

[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL & JASON:]
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb!
Dumb!

[MARVIN:]
Why?