"Be In My Video" lyrics
Yeah...
I would go to Orlando if you, uh, would let me on your plane
That's what I said about this
You gonna gimme a quick knob-job, then, on the way down?
Sure
That's the price
Yeah?
Sure
This guy's crude!
You know, there's always a catch
She'll come down, she'll come down. We might as well get it. You'll do the whole band?
Sure
Yeah?
Be in my video
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi j-I-nits dressed in white
(Teeny-little-tiny-little...)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limousine
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Why don't you
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we'll
Dance the blues
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
Let's dance the blues
(What a terrific idea!)
Let's dance the blues
(Oh, you'll love it, it's a way of life)
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterns on your face
An' then it cuts to outer space
With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions
(Oh, be)
Be in my video
(In my video)
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(Will say you're really 'outa-site')
You can show your legs
(You can show your pretty legs)
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I...)
I will look repulsive
(With my big ears and all)
While I mangle my guitar
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
After all the close-up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And then we'll mine the harbor
Dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin (oh, yeah)
Led dance de blude agin
In de middle o' de alley
Let's dance your face
Let's dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus
It's definitely a case of
Moo-ahhhh!
I would go to Orlando if you, uh, would let me on your plane
That's what I said about this
You gonna gimme a quick knob-job, then, on the way down?
Sure
That's the price
Yeah?
Sure
This guy's crude!
You know, there's always a catch
She'll come down, she'll come down. We might as well get it. You'll do the whole band?
Sure
Yeah?
Be in my video
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi j-I-nits dressed in white
(Teeny-little-tiny-little...)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limousine
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Why don't you
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we'll
Dance the blues
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
Let's dance the blues
(What a terrific idea!)
Let's dance the blues
(Oh, you'll love it, it's a way of life)
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterns on your face
An' then it cuts to outer space
With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions
(Oh, be)
Be in my video
(In my video)
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(Will say you're really 'outa-site')
You can show your legs
(You can show your pretty legs)
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I...)
I will look repulsive
(With my big ears and all)
While I mangle my guitar
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-moo-ahhhh
Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo
After all the close-up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And then we'll mine the harbor
Dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin (oh, yeah)
Led dance de blude agin
In de middle o' de alley
Let's dance your face
Let's dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus
It's definitely a case of
Moo-ahhhh!
Writer(s): Frank Zappa
