"The Florida Airport Tape" lyrics

"The Florida Airport Tape"

[*whistling*]

Wha...

[Mark:] Can I just ask some, any, everybody here, did anybody see me puke on stage?

[Howard:] No, did you?

[Mark:] I puked on stage

[Howard:] You puked on stage?

[Mark:] I did, man. I was sin- right in the middle of singin' "Easy Meat" or somethin', an' all of a sudden I started pukin' outta my mouth an' I just put my hand over my mouth, an' I had...

[Howard:] Ohhhh...

[Aynsley:] You didn't get it on film?

[Howard:] Outta sight!

[Aynsley:] Get that in slow motion, it'd spew...

[Mark:]
I thought you guys all caught that, man. I got really sick when we were all jumpin' around and stuff... an' all that scotch and wine. Which is weird, I only did it for about a second, y'know?

[Aynsley:] Oh!

[Mark:]
It was just like a little spew. I kinda shoved it back down my throat and went on singin'.

[FZ:] Great

[Howard:] Phew... Man, that is strange, man.

[?:] Yeah, it is

[Howard:] Ratso Rizzo

[FZ:]
He saved it because he might be hungry later
Howard: Eewwww... get the big pieces!

[Guy:] What are you doin', tourin' the country?
[Jeff:]
Yeah. We started with San Antonio last night. Miami, then Tallahassee tonight, Orlando, and then Jacksonville tomorrow, and then we're doin' New York. We have a few days off. We have about ten days off...
[Guy:] That's a nice way to play... pretty good.
[Jeff:] My name's Jeff
[Guy:] Ah, it's not important who I am. California?
[Jeff:] L.A., man.
[?:] How's it going?


album: "You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1" (1988)
Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 album cover
The Mammy Anthem
(Instrumental)
Let's Make The Water Turn Black / Harry, You're A Beast / The Orange County Lumber Truck
(Instrumental)
Big Swifty
(Instrumental)
Oh No
(Instrumental)
The Deathless Horsie
(Instrumental)
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