"Right Place, Wrong Timing" lyrics

Every two seconds I am met by someone telling me he loves me
But I don't know him at all
He is my family
He's pretending he's somebody that he's not
He's just some boy in small striped pants
He is an idiot, and I'm an asshole
God, I wish I had more friends

How I love my job, and I hate the people
That do what I like
Am I too evil?
'Cause I don't relate to anybody
That I look up to
Right place, wrong timing, damn

Well, maybe I should start hiding all of my likes on Instagram
It definitely won't be obvious all my fans are just my friends
Or maybe I could bleach my eyebrows
So I stand out, so I fit in
Sing about me fucking women
Just to keep up with my image

I'd like to one day get a flip phone
Or for my songs to be enough
And not have to make dumb videos
Just to keep people showing up
'Cause I like to be at home
To be alone
I hate pretending
I like basketball shorts
Being with my baby doing nothing

But I love my job, and I hate the people
That do what I like
Am I too evil?
'Cause I don't relate to anybody
That I look up to
Right place, wrong timing

'Cause I love my job, and I hate the people
That do what I like
Am I too evil?
'Cause I don't relate to anybody
That I look up to
Right place, wrong timing

'Cause I'm so authentic, everyone's just blind
I'm the only special person in my life
If you do what I do, you're just wasting your time
I'm not crazy, don't hate me, just tell me I'm right

'Cause I'm so authentic, everyone's just blind
I'm the only special person in my life
If you do what I do, you're just wasting your time
I'm not crazy, don't hate me, just tell me I'm right

'Cause I'm so authentic, everyone's just blind
I'm the only special person that's alive
If you do what I do, please stop wasting your time
I'm not crazy, don't hate me, just tell me I'm right

'Cause I love my job, and I hate the people
That do what I like
Am I too evil?
'Cause I don't relate to anybody
That I look up to
Right place, wrong timing