"BALLAD OF THE EVIL KET" lyrics
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
Kick down your door when you're under the covers
Me and evil Ket is just so damn tough
He'll blow down your door while he's huffing his puff
He used to hit the step back, back to the three
But now he's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)
(Billie and Brother)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
With big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
I think he found the hole I'm about to find another
I'm so sorry that you think that you're Christ
But I'm sure we can put this in a positive light
Big huge hands that are shaking and sweating
It's the end of the fourth and he's down by seven
He's at the free throw as my heart sinks
He's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I told him it's prison with possible life
But you're fucking huge, so you're probably fine
Big broad shoulders, he shrugs as he shouts
This second coming's surprisingly loud
I beg for my life but no tears on my cheek
He's in the doorframe headband with the sneaks
He used to cross tough then kick to the three
But now he's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
And I said, I said
Don't be sorry, I know how you get
Don't be sorry, I know it's the Ket
Call the cops? No, dog, never in life
Just fix the door jam and it's all alright
He's six foot eight, putty knife in the hand
With his knees on the ground as he toils like a man
He used to hit the pin down right in the chest
Now he's free, and as free as it gets
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
I said, I said, I said, I said
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
Kick down your door when you're under the covers
Evil Ket is just so tough
He'll blow down your door while he's huffing his puff
He used to hit the step back, back to the three
Got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
Kick down your door when you're under the covers
Me and evil Ket is just so damn tough
He'll blow down your door while he's huffing his puff
He used to hit the step back, back to the three
But now he's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)
(Billie and Brother)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
With big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
I think he found the hole I'm about to find another
I'm so sorry that you think that you're Christ
But I'm sure we can put this in a positive light
Big huge hands that are shaking and sweating
It's the end of the fourth and he's down by seven
He's at the free throw as my heart sinks
He's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I told him it's prison with possible life
But you're fucking huge, so you're probably fine
Big broad shoulders, he shrugs as he shouts
This second coming's surprisingly loud
I beg for my life but no tears on my cheek
He's in the doorframe headband with the sneaks
He used to cross tough then kick to the three
But now he's got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
And I said, I said
Don't be sorry, I know how you get
Don't be sorry, I know it's the Ket
Call the cops? No, dog, never in life
Just fix the door jam and it's all alright
He's six foot eight, putty knife in the hand
With his knees on the ground as he toils like a man
He used to hit the pin down right in the chest
Now he's free, and as free as it gets
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
I said, I said, I said, I said
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Big blue eyes like Billie and Brother
Kick down your door when you're under the covers
Evil Ket is just so tough
He'll blow down your door while he's huffing his puff
He used to hit the step back, back to the three
Got a gun, and it's pointed at me
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
With big blue eyes like (Billie and Brother)
A real tall kid wants his name in the rafters
Big bowl of K, now he's king of the afters
Thanks to Tryst for correcting these lyrics.
