"BIG DICK, BIG HEART" lyrics

I heard, "big dick, big heart"
That's what my dad used to say
And fuck, he was nice too
He said "Son, let it hang"
Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?
He was screaming, crying, torn limb from limb
And he spoke in hyperbole

I am the saddest and the drunkest and the saddest
Haven't seen hope since the Raiders trade McFadden
Fuckin' haven't trusted no one since the Raiders took JaMarcus
I'm poetry, folk, emo, rap's, Justin Fargas

Bitch I'm sad as fuck and bad and suck, can't form relationships
I need a nap and lunch and bigger truck, can't understand basic shit
How does Kant's idealism differ from George Hegel?
How could you put everything onto a bagel?

I heard, "big dick, big heart"
That's what my dad used to say
And fuck, he was nice too
He said "Son, let it hang"
Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?
He was screaming, crying, torn limb from limb
He spoke in hyperbole

I am the saddest and the drunkest and the saddest
Fuckin', haven't trusted no one since the Raiders trade McFadden
Since they took JaMarcus

Ay
I heard, "Big dick, big heart"
I'm average on my worst day
Bitch I'm in the H-Mart
Asking, "Where's the Feng Shui?"
I moved 20 miles south
Now I'm a colonizer
Ace of spades, they blocked the doors, okay
I'll move to somewhere nicer

I heard "big dick, big heart"
But I guess it's anecdotal
If you're super hung and super nice
I'm tossing you the toaster
Or I'll take you the woods
Tied up on my shoulder
If that thang brushes against me then
You're fuckin' life is over dawg

Big dick, bigger truck
Tonight, if we find any luck
We'll be bottle feeding Budweiser to a dying buck
As he starts to go, I give him Copenhagen Winter cut
And as his life fades, I fuckin' stick my knife into his gut

Big dick, bigger truck
Tonight, if we find any luck
We'll be bottle feeding Jack Daniels to a dying duck
As he starts to go, I give him mint six ZYN and tuck
And as his life fades, I fuckin' stick my knife into his fuckin'-

"Big dick, big heart"
That's what my dad used to say
And fuck, he was nice too
He said "Son, let it hang"
Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?
He was screaming, crying, torn limb from limb
He spoke in hyperbole

I am the saddest and the drunkest and the saddest
Fuckin' haven't trusted no one since the Raiders trade McFadden
Fuckin' haven't trusted no one since the Raiders took JaMarcus

I heard, "Big dick, big heart"
That's what my dad used to say
Hey, he was nice too
He said "Son, let it swing"
Have you heard the story of the boy who cried wolf?

Hey
Haven't trusted no one since the Raiders trade McFadden
Haven't trusted no one since the Raiders took JaMarcus