"METAVERSE" lyrics
"METAVERSE"
5, 4, 3, 2
The birds are chirpin' on my Iphone 8
What a beautifully augmented day (day)
Yeah
My girlfriend's face is on my Android screen and to me
That only means one thing dog
We're headed to The Metaverse (Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fuckin' something worse?
Then Michael Jordan's avatar, selling you shoes (wow)
Zuckerberg's emoji is now letting you choose
Between the three options that have already passed
The sweet algorithm's most profitable path
And Helen Keller giving you a pep talk (wow)
If you pay her 5 bucks she'll say your name dog
Frank
The day is sweet, and I'm makin' it mine
Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at 9, and
In civil disobedience, a thing of the past
Just give us the new battle pass
It's intrinsically depressing to pick (to pick)
From the infinite shit (shit)
In
The Metaverse (Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
A billion bucks is bound to make it work
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fuckin' something worse?
Not yet
Can you imagine fuckin' something worse?
Than Zuckerberg's morality leading the way
In a gentle, lovely, kind of fascist sort of way
He's striving, and he's climbing, and he's fighting for the right
To decide where the world's resources oughta lie
And he needs (he needs) to be (to be, to be)
The curator of everything, it seems
And too bad that we can't all say no
He manufactured the consent of the home
And as soon as they make a game where I can be a Jedi
And the graphics are good and I can choose my own life
Then there's a massive fucking fork in the road
The physical and the digital implode
In
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Hey, a billion bucks is bound to make it work (make it work)
The Metaverse, the Metaverse, the Metaverse, the Metaverse
Could you imagine fucking something worse?
The Metaverse
A billion bucks to make it work (make it work)
(The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse)
Can you imagine fuckin' something worse, then sucking something worse?
Yeah
Yeah man
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Can you imagine fucking something worse?
Thanks to Goop for adding these lyrics.
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- Hobo Johnson Lyrics
album:
"HOBO JOHNSON DRINKS!" (2025)
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