"If I Was King" lyrics

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
If I was a king all bitches would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
(We would go to war and take everybody's land)
(No clothes allowed on female citizens)
Titties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin' these hoes and they love it
(Give these little kids a little somethin' to drink)
(And free all hookers and pimps out the clink)
New days motherfucker I rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tat, 'cause
(We run this bitch parades on daily)
(Every criminal out there gotta pay me)
Fuck that five hoes lickin' my ass
We sit around bonfires burnin' up hash
(Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes)
(Before I throw that ass to the snakes)

If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
If I was a king there wouldn't be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
(I'd piss in my own halls, clean that shit up)
(I sleep for weeks at a time wouldn't get up)
I wouldn't do shit but accumulate paper
Lookin' out the penthouse of a skyscraper
(It's all mine though, blew it out the window)
(I let it blow everywhere rain on the people)
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
(The balls in my nut bag will be two big ass diamonds)
(You see them through my underwear shinin)
Step back when the king is comin' down the street
With the murderous fleet rumblin' your feet
(I'm ridin' on a dinosaur if I was a king)
(With a harem of hoes, they suck my dick and everything)

If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control

[Violent J:]
If I was king, I'd shoot arrows into my city
If they hit somebody, then they luck was shitty
When you meet this king, do more then bow
Do three somersaults and a flip somehow
I'd send ninja assassins to kill other kings
And run around their lands settin' fire to things
Bent on power, this king wouldn't care
And I'd sample every motherfuckin' neden out there

If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
If I was a king
You motherfuckers wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing
I got this bitch
Shit's under control
I got this bitch
Shit's under control

(We got this)
(We got this)
If I was a king (Shit)
(We got this)