"Intro (Pie in Your Face Tour)" lyrics

"Intro (Pie in Your Face Tour)"

[Legz Diamond:]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to the greatest spectacle in history!
The most exciting exhibit in mankind!
The one and only!
The wickedest show on earth!
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Carnival of Carnage!
Yes, my friends, get ready!
For you, the lucky ones in this very building
Are about to experience the thrills and chills
The comedy, the tragedy
The ups and downs of the mighty Wicked Clowns!
(doolb ytsur ,gnikcarC)
So step right up!
Come closer!
Don't be afraid!
Approach the stage!
For who knows?
If you're lucky, you might even get
A pie in your fuckin' face, motherfucker!


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