"Please Don't Hate Me (Original Mix)" lyrics

Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Brrr!
Brrr! Brrr! Brrr! Hello?

What up, dog? What you been up to?
Oh yeah, well that's cool. Check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while, right
We been here and there. We been pretty tight (Yeah?)
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out (Please?)
I didn't mean nothin' by it. I'ma make this quick:
I gave your mama this dick (Pow!)
I don't even know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin' (Heheheh)
We was fuckin' on the TV stand
She was scratching my back with them Palmolive hands (Ooh)
Me and her played bingo (Bingo!)
She told me all about how she used to love John and Ringo
Then, one thing led to another
Next think you know, I'm ass-fuckin' your mother

Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately

Your mom sucks dick like a toothless prostitute, perfectly
The way she was workin' me
I didn't think about how you was my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud (Ooh)
And then she broke out with your daddy's gin (Uh oh!)
And then I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky (Yeah) Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mama's one of my favorite sluts (Straight up)
She likes lickin' up the back of my balls
I was sportin' her panties and she wore my drawers
She calls me her fat teddy bear
And she likes it when I do the worm in my underwear (Heheh)
I admit, I like spankin' her butt
I used your sock, though, to catch my nut
Don't worry; I put it back. I knew I better
That's why your toes been stickin' together (Hahahahaha)

Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately

Please don't hate me
You should have a glass of Haterade
Please don't hate me
Don't hate the player, player hater. Hate the game
Please don't hate me
Hey, they could call you the Termihater
Please don't hate me
If this was a swamp, you'd be a' allig-hater

Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal
It's all bumpy and grainy. I like the feel (Heh)
And I ain't trying to diss her, either (Nope)
I'm only sayin' that I wish she would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
She looks like a werewolf wearin' a thong sometimes
It's all right with me, though (Sure!)
I don't care, as long as I can still find the pee hole
And I hope you and me are cool
I'm spendin' the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin' again (Yeah, yeah!)
Alright, I'll talk to you later, Eminem (Peace!)

Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately

Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me, but I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately