"Girls Are The Best" lyrics
(feat. Tanya McCabe)
Girls can be anything that they want to
Smart or beautiful
You can be a CEO or a fireman too
Or should I say firewoman? Hoo-hah!
Girls can be doctors
Hooray!
And a girl will be the president of the USA
No way! Well maybe someday!
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
They're all bad, we don't like 'em
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast, I said
Girls can freaking kick your— (Shhh)
Girls are the best in the world
I'm a girl so it means that I am good
Girls can be nasty or squeaky clean
We can give head or pray
Girls can be really nice or they can be mean
They told me that I give bad head
Girls can be Baptists or a Lutheran priest
Any type of Christian is good
A girl can be a mother or defend our freedom overseas
Let's give it up for our sisters in Iraq!
I can drink whiskey with the big boys
And I don't give a hoot
You diss American women?
Well here's my boot
Right up Bin Laden's ass
Well I don't care if you're white or brown or green or purple or black
You talkin' about racism?
Here's what I think about that:
It's bad!
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast, I said
Girls can freaking kick your— (Hey, watch your mouth now, come on)
Girls are the best in the world
Alright, for this next part, I'mma need a little bit of audience participation
Can you get down with some of that?
Alright, I love it
So at this point I'd like all the fellas, all the men out there
To please stand up right now
Yeah, go ahead, stand up
AND HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!
And you stay standing!
You dished it out for 10,000 years, you can take it for a minute!
And now all my fierce queens out there, I'd like you to sing along with me:
Girls are the best in the world, let's do it
One, two, three, four!
Girls are the best in the world
(Yell at them, make them feel bad about who they are inside)
Girls are the best in the world
(Insult their genitalia and why you hate it)
Girls are the best in the world
(Use physical violence, attack them with your hands)
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Smart or beautiful
You can be a CEO or a fireman too
Or should I say firewoman? Hoo-hah!
Girls can be doctors
Hooray!
And a girl will be the president of the USA
No way! Well maybe someday!
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
They're all bad, we don't like 'em
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast, I said
Girls can freaking kick your— (Shhh)
Girls are the best in the world
I'm a girl so it means that I am good
Girls can be nasty or squeaky clean
We can give head or pray
Girls can be really nice or they can be mean
They told me that I give bad head
Girls can be Baptists or a Lutheran priest
Any type of Christian is good
A girl can be a mother or defend our freedom overseas
Let's give it up for our sisters in Iraq!
I can drink whiskey with the big boys
And I don't give a hoot
You diss American women?
Well here's my boot
Right up Bin Laden's ass
Well I don't care if you're white or brown or green or purple or black
You talkin' about racism?
Here's what I think about that:
It's bad!
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
Better than every boy in the whole wide world
'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast, I said
Girls can freaking kick your— (Hey, watch your mouth now, come on)
Girls are the best in the world
Alright, for this next part, I'mma need a little bit of audience participation
Can you get down with some of that?
Alright, I love it
So at this point I'd like all the fellas, all the men out there
To please stand up right now
Yeah, go ahead, stand up
AND HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!
And you stay standing!
You dished it out for 10,000 years, you can take it for a minute!
And now all my fierce queens out there, I'd like you to sing along with me:
Girls are the best in the world, let's do it
One, two, three, four!
Girls are the best in the world
(Yell at them, make them feel bad about who they are inside)
Girls are the best in the world
(Insult their genitalia and why you hate it)
Girls are the best in the world
(Use physical violence, attack them with your hands)
Girls are the best in the world
Every good person is a girl
