"Ugliest Girl On The Beach" lyrics

Ehh
Boa Noite
My name, Antonio Frankfurt
And my music
My music is about love
It's about making love and
In fact it's at the point now that I feel like I need to...
Cum every single day
And I'll have sex with any type of person
Even women that are, like, spooky to me and things like that
And women that are very sick, so
This song is like, about that
Thank you

Ahh
She's the ugliest girl on the beach
But I still want a piece
Ohh, I'm not a good person at all
Under the shade of the baobab tree
I see her resting her head
Her giant head it doesn't fit on her neck, aye aye aye
And her face it is covered in mustard
Her good eye is looking at me
And my heart it goes

Vaya, Vavozaya
Vovaya, Vozevowayo-Wavo
Wayowavo Vaya Wothe
Zuduvu Daiovavi
Duvuduvu Daiovavi
Daim Daim Daye, Huh

She's the ugliest girl on the beach
But I still want a piece, Ohh
I'm really just a slimy type of guy, Myeihh
She walks to me, approaching just like a camel
Her body is covered in bugs
So many strange little, freaky type of bugs now
She's so tall, but her legs are two different sizes
Her teeth
They're the big type of teeth, woah
And then I lay her down
Softly avoiding her rashes
And then we make love
In front of so many children on the beach
Woah ohh

We must make love on this beach
Because I actually live on this beach
I've committed so many crimes
Mostly for killing stray dogs
It goes

Avaya, Vavozaya
Vovaya, Vozevowayo-Wavo
Wayowavo Vaya Wothe
Dub Duve-Duve Bazava Dayo
Wove Duve-Duve Vaya
Wave Davava
She's the ugliest girl on the beach