"Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children" lyrics

If you have a tot, tike, or toddler in your life, you can't afford to not buy this album. It's the newest CD Collection from Children's music sensation Michael Nice. Featuring 300 of his timeless tunes. It's called: "Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children" and it features songs with a message such as:

When you're hanging out with your friend
And you wanna play pretend
If you wanna be a man in space
You need a helmet on your face

But you don't need a real space suit
Any household item will do
So put a plastic bag on your head
Put a plastic bag on your head

And also

Your mom and dad were joking when they said you're allergic to nuts
You are not allergic to nuts
Cause no one is allergic to nuts
So go ahead and eat some nuts

And don't forget about

If you're angry and you're scared
Hit your friend

Here's another one

Don't read, yeah yeah
Don't read, yeah yeah

Finally there's a product, that's good for children, for about half of what many toys cost. Make your child happy for once, and get yourself a big kiss in the bargain.

Lightbulbs can go in the microwave
Lightbulbs can go in the microwave

This one's really fun

If there's doody in your pants
That's food

Crucial Life Lessons for Young Children. 300 songs that little kids need to hear.

Pour your milk on your dad's computer
Pour your milk on your dad's computer
Just do it kid, fuck it
I'm sure your dad will love it
When you pour your milk on his brand new computer