"Horniest Kid In School" lyrics

I'm going crazy
For Donna and Daisy
Well golly, ain't they cute?
And I'm going loony
For Jackie and Judy
I wanna give 'em a smooch
'Cause I'm the horniest kid in school

Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey, ah

It was the first day of class when I saw her there with Principal Jones
She was standing there with Principal Jones
Well, she was wearing that bra, the one makes 'em look like cones
Her breasts, they look like cones
And when I saw that her big rump in the hall, I was flippin' my lid
Big rump has got him flipping his lid
If I could only get a peep at those jugs, well, gee whiz
Nice jugs, gee whiz

I'm going bonkers
For Beverly's honkers
Well, what a wonderful chick
And I know the rumors
Yeah, about Olivia's hooters
Well, they're big
'Cause I'm the horniest kid in school

Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey, hey, yum-de-wadda-wadda
Hey

When I finally made a move, well, I asked her in a trembling voice
He was scared and had a trembling voice
"You wanna share a couple colas then I'll drive us up to Pfefferman's Point?"
He wants to touch 'em up at Pfefferman's Point
And then I nearly blew a load when she told me that the answer was yes
He nearly blew a big load
I just might take her to the chapel right now and marry her breasts
Nice breasts

I'm feelin' funny
I keep on telling my buddies
I never felt so gay
And I
Yeah, ha-ha-ha-ha, well, yeah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Well, what else can I say?
I'm just the horniest kid

Yeah, I'm the horniest kid in school
Hey, fellas, wait up, would ya?