"Said No Country Boy Ever" lyrics

I wish I never caught nothin' every time I went fishin'
I wish all I hit was rock every time I went diggin'
Yeah, I wish I had to work harder to make a dollar to make a livin'
I wish grandmomma never taught momma how to fry chicken

Said no country boy ever since we been around
Said no country boy ever since beer's been iced down
I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long
So damn long
Said no country boy, country boy ever

Oh, I wish huntin' season just never came around
And they'd paved every dirt road outside of every small town
I wish they'd turn it off when ol' Haggard came on
That's a lot
I'm sad I got so many guns and I'm glad Earnhart's gone

Said no country boy ever since we've been around
Said no country boy ever since beer's been iced down
I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long
So damn long
Said no country boy
Country boy ever

Well, I want my truck lower and I want a little less land
And now ain't a good time to crack this here can
None a that's news
Tell 'em, hoss

Said no country boy ever since we've been around
Said no country boy ever since the tractor and the plow
I wish my baby's kisses didn't last so damn long
So damn long
Oh, said no country boy, country boy ever
Country boy, country boy ever
Oh, oh, country boy ever
Country boy ever
Country boy ever
Said no country boy, country boy ever
Not these country boys