"the digger you deep" lyrics

First I was a pain in the arse
Then I was a crab
In a tale as old as time
And I wished on a star
But my heroes were still not alive
And I would bet that that star
Is not covered by EU case law

You'd be better off getting a dog
Than performatively beating your meat
Even idiots know it gets worse
The digger, the digger you deep

First I didn't know what I was doing
Then I did
It was an eye-opening moment for sure
From here on, I resolved
To be always be wearing the pants
It's the truth, little-known
That the wet will inherit the earth
It was told long ago
To a man who could not find his keys

You'd be damned if you didn't or do
Though the gas that you choose to excrete
Carries markers they steal from the soil
The digger, the digger you deep
The digger, the digger you deep
The digger, the digger you deep
The digger, the digger you deep
The digger, the digger you deep

Take a tip from the top
The digger, the digger you deep
The more you'll impress them
But the less you will learn
Take a tip, take a tip from the top
The digger, the digger you deep
The more you'll impress them
But the less you will learn
Take a tip, take a tip from the top
The digger, the digger you deep
The more you'll impress them
But the less you will learn