"Cone Off" lyrics

I feel like a dog that just got its cone off
I feel like a contract worker just got paid

You ain't gotta pick me up no more
Drunk off the kitchen floor at 1 a.m.
Always bitchin' 'bout where I been
Baby, you ain't gotta do a thing like that no more

And I ain't gotta hear you moan
I ain't gotta worry 'bout checkin' my phone
Don't have to pretend I wanna be alone
When I wanna be out with the boys

'Cause all the time we've been lyin'
Just givin' ourselves away

And I feel like a dog just got its cone off
I feel like a contract worker just got paid
And honey, I've been lyin' like a preacher with a jet plane
But now I'm free as a one-week trial
Baby, I'm unchained
Baby, I'm unchained

You ain't gotta call me up again, track me down
You ain't gotta dress me up, drag me around
You ain't gotta lie to your friends 'bout where he been no more, c'mon
And honey, I'm sorry for the shit that I drug you through
Yeah, I was thinkin' 'bout me and not you
And you ain't gotta jerk on my chain no more

'Cause all the time we'd been lyin'
Just giving ourselves away

And I feel like a dog just got its cone off
I feel like a contract worker just got fuckin' paid
Oh baby, like a first kiss underneath the bleachers
Now I'm free as a Costco sample, I'm unchained
Baby, I'm unchained
Unchained, unchained

Yes, she said I was F-R-E-E, free to leave me
Open that gate and fetch the keys to the truck 'cause I'm gone
Off the leash, me and my dogs running down the street

I feel like a dog just got its cone off
I feel like a contract worker just got paid

Good girl, good girl