"My Pet Python" lyrics

"My Pet Python"

I bought a pet python, he's big and he's huge
And he's my very best friend in the world
I leave his cage open 'cause we use the honor system
And I know he'll never get out- oh my god...


Writer(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht
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