"Seatbelts!" lyrics

"Seatbelts!"

And now, a very important PSA from Ninja Sex Party

Seatbelts!
Don't use 'em
Seatbelts!
They're for losers
Seatbelts!
Such a scam
You don't need a seatbelt because you believe in yourself

Seatbelts!
So 1980s
Seatbelts!
Don't drink the Kool Aid
Seatbelts!
Such a turn off
It's time to stand up to the man, also smoking is good


Writer(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Wecht
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