"The Boner Of Peace (Part III Of The Boner Trilogy)" lyrics

"The Boner Of Peace (Part III Of The Boner Trilogy)"

I see you there alone
Sitting oh so sadly, staring out of your window
Wondering why the lives we lead are filled with so much pain
Well please let me see if I can help you in my own way
In my own way

Any time you're down and out
May I extend a boner?
Could you use a friendly wang
To help you get to sleep
The printout of your life is fading
May I provide the toner?
A righteous doinker worthy of a queen
The Boner of Peace
The Boner of Peace

I turn on the news
It seems as if the whole world is dealing with the blues
We're on the brink of total war
It's a fight for all our souls
But then my tip nudges the president's hands off the nuclear controls
Off the nuclear controls

We've gotta bridge a great divide
May I suggest my boner?
Could it be the olive branch
That plants a healing seed
Let me erect a flag of kindness
A demilitarizing zoner
When the gap of hate and fear is tight you need
The Boner of Peace
The Boner of Peace

One love. One hand. One heart. One Boner.
One soul. One earth. One life. One Boner.
One song. One voice. No reason. One Boner.
One mind. One spirit. One light. One Boner.

One love. One hand. One heart. One Boner.
One soul. One earth. One life. One Boner.
One song. One voice. No reason. One Boner.
One mind. One spirit. One light. One Boner.

One love. One hand. One heart. One Boner.
One soul. One earth. One life. One Boner.
One song. One voice. No reason. One Boner.
One mind. One spirit. One light. One Boner.

We are merely vessels for God's light


Writer(s): James Roach, Brian Wecht, Leigh Avidan
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