"It Girl Intro" lyrics

So they picked another It Girl for the summer
They picked another child bride for the web
Handed her a camera and a handgun
Placed a thorny crown upon her pretty nymphet head

She'll be excellent until the pressure kills her
Or the narrative falls even farther apart
Then she'll lose the audience or they'll lose her
But until then the kids can get some good fresh art

The legacy is glamorous and tragic
Sarah Lynn is dead at 31
But the people need a princess, and a girl needs a new life
So at least the next few years are gonna be fun

But this It Girl wasn't in it for the summer
This one had a different kind of vibe
Don't you kind of want to see her make it
Don't you kind of want to see her thrive

Maybe this time everybody lives, Rose
Maybe that's the twinkle in her eye
Nihilism's good for selling products
But we need something different this time

It Girls are a special kind of mother
It Girls are a special kind of child
So love this precious It Girl for the summer
Take her as your parasocial bride

No one on TV ever gets better
Soon as they do they go off-screen
But if you keep applauding she might fly
And if she flies for you then maybe you'll believe