"Voice Mail #3" lyrics

[MRS. COHEN:]
Mark, it's the Wicked Witch of the West
Your mother
Happy New Year from Scarsdale
We're all impressed that the riot footage
Made the nightly news
Even your father says mazeltov
Honey - call him
Love Mom

[ALEXI DARLING:]
Mark Cohen
Alexi Darling from Buzzline

[MARK:]
Oh, that show's so sleazy

[ALEXI DARLING:]
Your footage from the riots: A-One
Feature segment - network - deal time
I'm sending you a contract
Ker-ching ker-ching
Marky give us a call 970-4301
Or at home try 863-6754
Or - my cellphone at 919-763-0090
Or - you can e-mail me
At darlingalexinewscom dot net
Or - you can page me at...