"Best Night Of His Life" lyrics
The blue lights are back out on Sydney Street
He's trying to make his way back in, but he needs a fucking key
And he can't find the bastard who's legged it with his twenties
Being abandoned in a piss-wet T-shirt by the entry
Or the exit, that's depending on the outcome of his venture
A paranoid and paralytic cashing-out indenture
Or from the desperation, he'll shift into disgrace
And try and shark [?] smacks him in his face
And it's the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
He's now back in business on Devonshire Green
With a Master Kebab and a back to convene
With the shooters and lowlifes and blow-chested ties
Or any unfortunate girls of the night
He's surprised by the outcome, but unable to spoil it
When he drops onto an invite to a disabled toilet
With a girl he's been toiling, who drops to her knees
Who then racks out his wallet, runs off with his keys
And it's the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
He wakes up in Tinsley, they open the hatch
A bowl of Rice Krispies Variety Pack
But lacking the knowledge or legal advice
He leaves with no comment, then screams down the mic:
"I had the best fucking night of my life!"
He's had the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
He's trying to make his way back in, but he needs a fucking key
And he can't find the bastard who's legged it with his twenties
Being abandoned in a piss-wet T-shirt by the entry
Or the exit, that's depending on the outcome of his venture
A paranoid and paralytic cashing-out indenture
Or from the desperation, he'll shift into disgrace
And try and shark [?] smacks him in his face
And it's the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
He's now back in business on Devonshire Green
With a Master Kebab and a back to convene
With the shooters and lowlifes and blow-chested ties
Or any unfortunate girls of the night
He's surprised by the outcome, but unable to spoil it
When he drops onto an invite to a disabled toilet
With a girl he's been toiling, who drops to her knees
Who then racks out his wallet, runs off with his keys
And it's the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
He wakes up in Tinsley, they open the hatch
A bowl of Rice Krispies Variety Pack
But lacking the knowledge or legal advice
He leaves with no comment, then screams down the mic:
"I had the best fucking night of my life!"
He's had the best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life (Shame he won't remember it)
Best fucking night of his life
