"Penny Pincher" lyrics
Are you penny pinching once again?
Ive seen you through the night
Like a super trooper with a coupon actin' all polite
Reading out the Ts and Cs
Then Kicking off and getting mardy
Equipped for any party
Filling gift bags with Bacardi
And you can't even pay respect to yourself
Its a wicked Obsession that's bad for your health
Its a quick observation
But you can't blame me
Ive got a bit of advice but love it won't come free
It's gonna cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
Why you freezing all of the leftovers
To lock them in the pantry?
Like a villain on the market place
A Vinted Vigilante
There's a reason for the best before
But that won't spoil the spice
You're addicted to the discount
What a day like Harvey Price
And you can't even pay respect to yourself
Its a wicked Obsession that's bad for your health
Its a quick observation
But you can't blame me
Ive got a bit of advice but love it won't come free
It's gonna cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
Did you leave the tags in once again
Then spray it with Febreeze
While you're trying to dodge the taxi fare
From Birdwell back to steve's
Unbelievable distractions while your actions speak so loudly
As you stand there with your 2-for-1 and shake it off so proudly
It will cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
Ive seen you through the night
Like a super trooper with a coupon actin' all polite
Reading out the Ts and Cs
Then Kicking off and getting mardy
Equipped for any party
Filling gift bags with Bacardi
And you can't even pay respect to yourself
Its a wicked Obsession that's bad for your health
Its a quick observation
But you can't blame me
Ive got a bit of advice but love it won't come free
It's gonna cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
Why you freezing all of the leftovers
To lock them in the pantry?
Like a villain on the market place
A Vinted Vigilante
There's a reason for the best before
But that won't spoil the spice
You're addicted to the discount
What a day like Harvey Price
And you can't even pay respect to yourself
Its a wicked Obsession that's bad for your health
Its a quick observation
But you can't blame me
Ive got a bit of advice but love it won't come free
It's gonna cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
Did you leave the tags in once again
Then spray it with Febreeze
While you're trying to dodge the taxi fare
From Birdwell back to steve's
Unbelievable distractions while your actions speak so loudly
As you stand there with your 2-for-1 and shake it off so proudly
It will cost you every ounce of fun
That you thought that you would get tonight
It's gonna cost you every ounce of pride
You've got an house much bigger than mine
It's got a lovely garden and a massive fence
But you're still scratching round every pence
You've got a brand new car
But it don't make sense
You had the whole world jealous
Now they're laughing at your expense
