"Ruin My Life" lyrics

Things are going good
Think his mom likes me
Gainfully employed
I miss smoking weed
I'm Ms Settled Down
Do I think I've settled now?
Think I'm getting out

I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my, I wanna ruin my)
I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my, I wanna ruin my)

I'm gonna hit the bar and
I'm gonna max my card and
I'm gonna crash his car and
I'm gonna run real far can

You keep it up in tandem
Do anything he's handsome
Calling the chaos canon
I'm gonna throw my hands up
(I wanna ruin my)

Nice to meet you I'm a messy bitch and
I'm kicking it like Messi did
I get petty, I need real big plaques and
A room at The Ritz
I need real fat cats and
A new pair of tits (Yeah!)
But then a funny thing happens
When you give it to me
I feel the sudden need to run away
If it's looking good then
I'm looking for an escape
If he said I love you
I'm swiping for other dates (Next!)

This is going good
(Going good)
I know what that means
(What that means)
Time to blow it up
(Blow it up)
I like smithereens
(Smithereens)
Cut me down to size
(Down to size)
Grains upon the beach
(On the beach)
Rain it down on me
(Rain it down)

I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my, I wanna ruin my)
I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my, I wanna ruin my)

I'm gonna hit the bar and
I'm gonna max my card and
I'm gonna crash his car and
I'm gonna run real far can

You keep it up in tandem
Do anything he's handsome
Calling the chaos canon
I'm gonna throw my hands up
(I wanna ruin my)

This is why I can't have nice things
(This is why I can't)
I will always bring them to ruin
(I will always bring)
Just when I'm starting to think
(Just when I'm starting)
It's alright I picture the worst thing
Then do it
But I like this story 'cause
I know just how it ends
Write myself a tragic figure
I can comprehend
So I don't pick up the phone
I pick up and the pen
Tells me that it's poetry
I've done it once again

I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my)
I wanna ruin my life
(I wanna ruin my)

I'm gonna hit the bar and
I'm gonna max my card and
I'm gonna crash his car and
I'm gonna run real far can

You keep it up in tandem
Do anything he's handsome
Calling the chaos canon
I'm gonna throw my hands up
(I wanna ruin my)