"Handicapped Slut" lyrics

She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her, now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by

I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score
(I got lucky!)

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
We broke her back, now I'm gettin' in her crack
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)

I like to bounce her on the bed
Wrap her legs around her head
Our penis is always ready to play
I tie her up with rubber bands
Dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know, she'll never run away

I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid
You're gonna love it!

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Her computer does the talkin'!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!

My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest in the hall
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah!)

Front road parking, covered with checks
So electric bed is fucking killing for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps
Pushin' her 'round, 'til my legs get cramps

Are you ready for some lovin', baby?
Here comes some sunshine!

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Just what I need, yeah!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
Oh, fuck yeah!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut

I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin'
She's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'
Always fuckin' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped slut