"Tomorrow Night" lyrics

The food will be great and the drinks will be free
And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
The weed will be toked and Colombian coke
Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke

It's the party of the century, that's right
Unfortunately, it's tomorrow night

I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah
I'm gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
But tonight I'm gonna jerk off
(Ah, feels good)

It's in Beverly Hills, they got prescription pills
And Kiefer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
They got sushi and rice, Löwenbräu's on ice
In the living room they're playing naked Twister and dice

The security and pussy will both be tight
But I'm on the list for tomorrow night

I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
I'm gonna get some pussy
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night

But tonight I'm playing Angry Birds
Like a million other stupid nerds
Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself

Ponies and clowns will be walking around
Naked people having sex all over the ground
Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken
In the backyard Iron Maiden is rocking
The couch is on fire but nobody cares
Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs
Yeah

Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah
I'm going to a party
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
Tomorrow night, yeah, whoa

Get some slick 'em on my hang down
Some lip on my dick
Tomorrow night