"She Gotta Smile" lyrics

She gotta smile
Yeah, she gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me
She gotta wink, a wink across the bar
And I know that it's meant to be
She gotta walk, ooh she walkin' over
And I know it could be my day
She got a... friend
Eeew, she gotta friend
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god, there's always one
Big fat friend
To spoil my f-cking fun!

Well, baby baby baby
If it's boots you wanna knock
Leave your chubbly friend at home
Because she's gonna block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man
With any I'll contend
But I cannot compete with your
Big fat friend

So, big fat friend, ah, we meet again!

You won't leave her alone
You roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments while you suckin' on that chicken bone
But that's ok, you think you've won the battle but I tend to dis-agree
See I know you and your Achilles heel
And he's standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds
But with every shot of Jaeger, hey you lose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal
And your big fat friend