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Teddy Hyde Lyrics

"I'm A Head Farmer"

I'm a head farmer
Got about eighteen thousand acres
Humble

I make good crops
High yield
A hundred to a hundred and ten percent

I sell eyes to the blind
Hair to the bald
Mouths to the hungry
Ears to the deaf

Beards to pre-teens
I sell teeth to the gummy and the old
I sell wrinkles to the wise beyond their years
And clear skin to those who haven't learned

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Writer(s): Edward Theodore Crowley

album: "Talkies" (2020)

Teddy Hyde - Talkies album cover

I Live In The Clouds

I'm A Bus Driver

I'm Stuck In A Tree

There's A Cave In My Attic

I've Been Sleeping In Your Garage

I'm A Head Farmer

This Waterfall Is In The Wrong Place

People Ask Me All The Time

I Was Attacked By That Rock Over There

I Could Fly If I Wanted To

Hey, There's A Funeral Down The Street

This Is Not Good

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