"I Was Attacked By That Rock Over There" lyrics

I was attacked by that rock over there
Somebody jumped out from one of the biggest parts
Ripped my feet off with their bare hands
I saw my tendance pulled out from my ankles like chewed up gum with a quarter of the elasticity

This thing this person at most
Slipped my feet on over stumps and skipped on their way
Picking flowers and drinking rum
I crawled behind the biggest part of the rock
I sat and waited
My legs leaking
Foaming over like a shaken up soda

I heard foot steps clean crisp strong feet
Crunching over fresh leaves
I took my opportunity
I dove out off my knees
I couldn't bare to look at their face

I went for their feet
I grabbed with both hands
First their left and then their right
And I pulled each as hard as I could
And they slid off
Like chews up gum
About an one eight of the elasticity
And I slid them over my stumps overjoyed
I skipped off picking flowers and drinking bourbon