"People Ask Me All The Time" lyrics

This waterfall is in the wrong place
I can't quite explain it
But the- there's just something off about it, don't you think?
Something about... its positioning...
The way it falls...
What it's surrounded by, just doesn't add up
Like somebody put it there, but didn't have the right
Somebody who didn't buy the right permit
Somebody who was maybe used to putting streams places
Pouring glasses of water over tables
Not anybody who knew what they were
Doing, whoever put this waterfall here
People have to walk around it, to get to the soup
Water collects on the floor and rusts
The shelves and makes the food go bad
Hell, I can't even get to the crackers
At this point, it's been there so long
This waterfall is in just a poor place
Terrible, terrible positioning
Maybe, aisle 8?
I can see a waterfall in aisle 8, but- aisle 5? Come on
Whoever put this waterfall here had no idea how great this soup is
How much the soup brings in profits for the store
The economy's gonna crumble from this waterfall
Everything's gonna go to hell because of this waterfall
Because some jackass thought it was
A good idea to put a waterfall here
Well, I'll just shop somewhere else