"Bootes" lyrics

Oh my god...John...
The baby...is a baby...is a baby...

Dave, you're losing your water break. We can't go to the hospital now!

You're right, there's no time
We must go to Mount Prospit, where I myself was born

You were born in a lab, Dave, and I'm your lab daddy

Just shut up, Dad, 'cause you're my baby now
And you're the one that's gonna have man titties in your face...

What?

Man titties in your face!

No, no, gross...

Man titties in your faaace...

Dave, put your fucking shirt on!

Man titties...

I'm not even born yet, that's not fair!

Oh my god
Someone needs to deliver this baby...RIGHT NOW.

I can do that

Karkat, what the fuck are you doing?

Delivering babies...I did it once. I can do it again.

Leave it up to me, Karkat

No. No, I can't, you're...a baby.
I must do this, I must be the...midwife.
John, there are some things you can't know

Like what?

Please just reach inside me

Let's sing a fucking song

Once upon a time
On top of a mountain
A baby was sitting in a water fountain
His name was Dave and he was supreme
His booties were covered in peaches and cream
That story, today, is totally...irrelevant...
I'm a troll
And John
I wanna fuck you out of hate
I wanna fuck you out of hate 'cause I'm Karkat

MMmmMMMMmmmm!

Oh my god, please stop this singing shit
I have to have this baby now! Ah!

MMmmMMMMmmmm! Mmmmm...