"The Rose Rap" lyrics
Toby "Radiation" Fox Lyrics
All right, Strider, let's do this thing
Strider, let me break it down like this for ya
There once was a violet femme fatale
Whose violent violin sung sweet without
The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
Like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats
But alone they were weak, no revolution
Together, over time, there was an evolution
They met on the net and there was a fusion
Like Danimals yogurt breakfast frusion
Hearts
And minds
And souls
And hearts
They loved
Each other
You bag
Of farts
They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies
But now they're caught in their lies
Their fingers in another person's pies
Guilty of another person's scabies
Strider, heart to heart
Don't treat me like a fool
You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy too
Rose, I know how you're feeling
I know your emotions
I want you to know I mirror your devotion
You won't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti
Woop! There goes gravity
Mom's spaghetti
I screwed up, I fucked up
I got screwed and fucked
I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
But you know I can't do it, just too much trubby
We're related, Rose, that's the problem, not the other
We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother
These feelings that you're feeling, I share the same idea
I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea
(Spoken)
But the truth, Rose, is that...we can't have a baby because it will be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um...anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is, um...bad, and they should see a psychiatrist, and also...will you marry me so we can have this baby together.
Yes, Dave! Take me away!
Strider, heart to heart
I wanna treat you like a fool
You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy
Wanna be your baby mommy
Baby mommy, baby mommy, tooooo
Oh my god, I hate GarageBand so much
I came as fast as I could
Dave, I lied!
Rose, I, I mean, I think we can work through this-
No, I lied! I'm not pregnant!
I'm just fat
Oh, Rose
I don't care
Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA forum...
I'm going to throw up
But...
Shipping us together is not, for some reason
Gross!
Everyone cover your eyes!
The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are...kissing...
Gross...
MMmmMMMMmmmm!
[*gross kissing noises*]
That's hot
Strider, let me break it down like this for ya
There once was a violet femme fatale
Whose violent violin sung sweet without
The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats
Like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats
But alone they were weak, no revolution
Together, over time, there was an evolution
They met on the net and there was a fusion
Like Danimals yogurt breakfast frusion
Hearts
And minds
And souls
And hearts
They loved
Each other
You bag
Of farts
They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies
But now they're caught in their lies
Their fingers in another person's pies
Guilty of another person's scabies
Strider, heart to heart
Don't treat me like a fool
You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy too
Rose, I know how you're feeling
I know your emotions
I want you to know I mirror your devotion
You won't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti
Woop! There goes gravity
Mom's spaghetti
I screwed up, I fucked up
I got screwed and fucked
I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked
I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby
But you know I can't do it, just too much trubby
We're related, Rose, that's the problem, not the other
We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother
These feelings that you're feeling, I share the same idea
I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea
(Spoken)
But the truth, Rose, is that...we can't have a baby because it will be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um...anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is, um...bad, and they should see a psychiatrist, and also...will you marry me so we can have this baby together.
Yes, Dave! Take me away!
Strider, heart to heart
I wanna treat you like a fool
You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me
I wanna be your baby mommy
Wanna be your baby mommy
Baby mommy, baby mommy, tooooo
Oh my god, I hate GarageBand so much
I came as fast as I could
Dave, I lied!
Rose, I, I mean, I think we can work through this-
No, I lied! I'm not pregnant!
I'm just fat
Oh, Rose
I don't care
Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA forum...
I'm going to throw up
But...
Shipping us together is not, for some reason
Gross!
Everyone cover your eyes!
The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are...kissing...
Gross...
MMmmMMMMmmmm!
[*gross kissing noises*]
That's hot
