"The Baby Is You" lyrics

I was sittin' around, in the middle of night, all bored with nothin' to do
I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end, I taught him a hundred different ways to screw

Oh, Dave!

I conksucked his boots, touched his immigrants, the chips just started to fall
Now, after the night, I was given a fright:
A baby tummy shaped like a ball. Damn, John

I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
Birth my best friend, it's true

Oh, no...

I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
Koalababies up the avenue
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
My ovaries are out the wazoo

Oh, no!

I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you

You're gonna come out my hoo-hoo

But how is that possible?

I don't know. Such is the magic of Skaia.
He entered all of my...seven gates.

Oh...

He touched me, John

Meow...

And prototyped my medium. Now my kernelsprite is rich with data. And now...you're the baby!

NOOOOOOOO!

Open wide!

What the fuck, FL studio? [*laughter*]
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
I'm birthin' best friend, it's true
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
Koalababies up the avenue
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you
My ovaries are out the wazoo
I'm havin' a baby, and the baby wears shoes
Babies, babies, babies, babies
Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies
You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me
Ah, birthin' best friend, it's true!
You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me
Koalababies up the avenue
You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me
Your ovaries are out the wazoo
You're havin' a baby, and the baby wears shoes
Babies, babies, babies, babies