"Best In Show Pt. IV" lyrics

I survived a sacrificial ritual
I was gutted like a fish and stabbed by a shadow man from an ayahuasca cult
I floated down a black river into an ancient structure resembling Skeletor's lair
I got monkeypox in the 90s and I was sent to an institution where upon my arrival I introduced myself as one of their new therapists
I ended up working there for three or four months before I lost my medical license and I ended up back on the streets
I met with the shadow man once again but this time his shroud was evaporated and he was glowing brilliantly like a white wizard
He led me to an ancient tomb in the subway systems of New York City where celebrity cabal was taking place
I then proceeded to steal Poseidon's trident from the Navy Seals and they'll never get it back
Nor their access to heaven
If I grow up and get my own phrase "I can walk through walls"
If I grow up and get my own phrase "I can walk through walls"
I'm gonna find and orb with God inside of it
I'm gonna eat insects and amphibians just to slow down my immune system slowly slowly slowing down

Call the archdiocese
Call him right now
Get him on the phone
Get him to help me out a down payment for my house
I need help
I need financial help
I need therapeutic help
I need spiritual help
I need all the help I can get man

I need access to heaven
I need access to heaven
I need access to heaven
Or ain't none of this is gonna work out, none of it
No